Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
Wheeler: “Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don’t, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It’s the ultimate race against the clock.”
Stuck, riiiiiiiiiiiiight
get out of there cat. you’re too big to be in a sling. i’ve already made an appointment with the chiropractor.
- The 13th Chair
